Sara & Pauls' Wedding : More of Ben and The Mop.

MORE OF BEN'S MOP DANCE: THE BALLAD OF BEN & HIS MOP.



Ain't it a little, over the top,
When the Best Man's Partner, is a wet skanky mop,
But that's how it was, for Sara & Paul,
The Ceremony was great, and the reception a ball.


All started out nicely, under the massive Moreton Bay tree,
Wedding in Queen Park, at Moonta by the sea,
And a couple of  champers, helped quench the dries,
While watching the sun set, under stormy dark skies.


Ben & His Mop Date
The view of the coastline, the long snaking pier,
A bubbly in one hand, in the other a beer,
And the people all laughing and party so fine,
The food was stupendous and so was the wine.


So much so, that the guests did all dance,
Never a rest cos there was never a chance,
The whole floor was full, all the night thru,
The sweat was a-pouring, for the bride and groom too.


DJ  Paul a classic, mad man at Best,
And the cousins all dancing, was such a dance fest,
Even cousin Daniel , planking on top,
The finish time came, but the dancing didn't stop.


But the piece de resistance, Ben one of the Best Men,
Took to the floor, like only a professional can,
And didn't he dance, with a swivel and shake,
And gave that poor mop, all it could take!


Yes, round and round, on the floor did they dance,
Mopping the floor in between, when given a chance!
Throwing her round, with a swirl and a fling,
The mop looked exhausted, poor little thing!


Yes, really wrung out, the poor mop had enough,
Even Ben, he was looking quite stuffed,
So with a final twirl and a finale type bow,
The Mop and Ben, said  'So long for now!'


Oh, isn't love grand, thank God, beauty is only skin deep,
Cos the Mop ain't no picture, no momento to keep,
But the memories are so grand, the night Ben mopped the floor,
At Sara & Paul's wedding, on February Four! 


Ned Hoskin


Here is the link to the Mop Dance: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80ngnxESghM&feature=sharewww.youtube.com


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