Speed Dating to Wedding Walk

The Bride and the Groom, entered the Room,
They both were running quite Fast,
Said the Groom , We met at Speed Dating
And we scored a high Rating
So we know that our marriage will Last!

They ran up the aisle, And said with a Smile
We take each other the be Husband and Wife,
But don't make it too Formal,
We're really quite Normal,
We just want to get on with our LIfe!


Ned

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