Let Fluffy off the Chain
Well, thank heavens Christmas is over...but once again I have been a bit busy to write much. However, I did just come across this little gem, which I wrote many years ago, as the result of a discussion with my 'then' teenage daughter. We were discussing a persistent tummy pain which she had complained about for several days. I think I had the answer. LET FLUFFY OFF THE CHAIN. WHEN EVER YOUR TUMMY FEELS A PAIN, REMEMBER TO LET FLUFFY OFF THE CHAIN, CAUSE IF THE PAIN DOES NOT DEPART, IT MAY WELL JUST TAKE, A SIMPLE FART. SHARP PAIN OR DULL, FLUFFY’S TELLING YOU, YOUR INSIDES ARE READY FOR THE LOO,. WIND IN THE WILLOWS IS QUITE A BLOW, BUT WIND IN THE PILLOWS IS REALLY LOW, SO IF A BED YOU DO SHARE, LET FLUFFY OUT IN THE COOL NIGHT AIR. AS THE CONSEQUENCE MAY BE QUITE DIRE, IF YOU LET FLUFFY OUT AFTER YOU RETIRE! WHO WANTS A BED WHERE FLUFFY GOES, WAITING TO CLIMB RIGHT UP YOUR NOSE, GET OUT FLUFFY YOU NAUGHTY THING, AND JUMP WHEN I TELL YOU, THROUGH THIS ...