The Wedding Day Vows.


The Wedding Day Vows.

The Bride was running very late
The Groom was looking fraught
Eventually she did turn up
In her dress, so very short.

Do you? I do, indeed I do,
And you… Indeed do too?
Oh yes of course I do indeed
I do, I do, do too.

And what about your sacred Vows?
Oh I have them here for you,
Yes here they are,  I practised them,
Ah yes, A, E , I,  O,  U !!


Ned Hoskin

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