Mincing my Words.
Being a non-practising, semi-vegitarian, vegan with liberal views, I deliberately left home in time to catch the Butcher shop, before their closing time of 5pm. to buy my once a year rack of lamb.
It's a five minute drive and I wanted to Meat the deadline! I was horrified to see that at 4.48pm they had closed the doors and pulled the shutters down tight. "What a hide" I thought.
Damn! What goes on in a butchers shop before 5 pm one wonders? With the blinds drawn. Obviously there are certain events which to discuss here , may be a little too close to the bone.
Anyway, I soon loined that its not worth having a gristle.
I had never Herd of the butcher shutting before 5pm.
As I drove off, the butcher was walking along the street and called out "Hey mate, sorry, you'll have to go down to the supermarket, I had a big Sale and only have some beef left!"
I called back "Thanks anyway but no thanks, I only have eyes for Ewe! "
End of the Tail.
It's a five minute drive and I wanted to Meat the deadline! I was horrified to see that at 4.48pm they had closed the doors and pulled the shutters down tight. "What a hide" I thought.
Damn! What goes on in a butchers shop before 5 pm one wonders? With the blinds drawn. Obviously there are certain events which to discuss here , may be a little too close to the bone.
Anyway, I soon loined that its not worth having a gristle.
I had never Herd of the butcher shutting before 5pm.
As I drove off, the butcher was walking along the street and called out "Hey mate, sorry, you'll have to go down to the supermarket, I had a big Sale and only have some beef left!"
I called back "Thanks anyway but no thanks, I only have eyes for Ewe! "
End of the Tail.
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