Bowen's Missing Mango


Ahhh, the Giant mango went missing,
And the locals, they are all hissing!
How could a thief stoop so low,
As to steal the mascot Mango

Up there in Bowen its hot
And thieving is something that’s not
Accepted by locals with relish
Except when its mango embellished

How do you steal such a fruit
10 tonnes if you please just to boot
The size of a house tis at least
Those responsible will have quite a feast

Police are seeking a person with high levels of Vitamin C
Possibly harbouring a hive of mad bees
Chin all sticky from the juice of a mango
My God, how low can one go.

Good news, the mango found  not far away
Hiding in bushes they say,
Proof it seems, if you ask me,
That the mango never falls far from the Tree !!

Ned Hoskin
0402 31 75 31


  1. Good one Neddy .....keep em coming!.....Cheers Andy

  2. Ha thanks Andy! Got out of the habit!


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