Bowen's Missing Mango
THE MISSING MANGO
Ahhh, the Giant mango went missing,
And the locals, they are all hissing!
How could a thief stoop so low,
As to steal the mascot Mango
Up there in Bowen its hot
And thieving is something that’s not
Accepted by locals with relish
Except when its mango embellished
How do you steal such a fruit
10 tonnes if you please just to boot
The size of a house tis at least
Those responsible will have quite a feast
Police are seeking a person with high levels of Vitamin C
Possibly harbouring a hive of mad bees
Chin all sticky from the juice of a mango
My God, how low can one go.
Good news, the mango found not far away
Hiding in bushes they say,
Proof it seems, if you ask me,
That the mango never falls far from the Tree !!
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